Last week was our third anniversary, and probably the last time February 8th will be our "anniversary," so I decided to put down the I Do shrug and pick Leo back up in a vain attempt to try to finish it before the day. Today I finally cast off on the second sleeve, and, ever ambitious, began the arduous task of seaming up this enormous sweater.
And it is all wrong! All wrong! It doesn't fit right, despite numerous "fittings" every few inches for body and sleeve. The arms are cut too high so they're all the way up in his armpit, and the shoulder caps ended up so much bigger than the underarm holes (even though on both I was following the pattern exactly and had gotten gauge) that there are little POUFS in them. He's a MAN! Plus, I think it is a little too tight around too, which again makes no sense - the total width of both sweater pieces combined is four inches larger than the largest point of his stomach, and still when you actually put it on him, it is just not really fitting.
Man, so much knitting on tiny tiny needles, and it is all screwy. My own sweaters always end up just a little shorter than I wanted, but otherwise they fit just fine - how did this happen?
I'm torn between just giving up and actually finishing up this disaster of a sweater that the fiance, in all of his delightfulness, swears he will wear "all the time around the house no matter what" and will "put it on as soon as [he] gets home and as soon as [he] wakes up in the morning." Yeah, that would be ridiculous, but you have to admit he's obviously a keeper...